Friday 20th June 2003
Blah de Blabounessness
He he, I’m veritimously drunkipoos.
A member of staff guided me towards this room, as if, bless him, he didn’t realise that I have in my posession keys to more of the Union than he has. Still, it’s nice that there are no hassles in me doing as I wish.
I have had plenty (ha - loads) to drink, and I thank only my final year keyboard teachers, that’s you Ms Straine, for me being able to communicate at all. The vocal methods are failing; it’s only the typing that’s left
So, if you’ve not finished you Masters in Chemistry at Imperial yet, I have only these words to say to you.
Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
hahhaahhhahhahahahaaahhahahahahhahhhahhahaaahha
hahahhahhahaahahhahahahhhahaahahahhahahahhahhahaha
hhhhahahahahahahaahhhaaahhahah
I have. Ha.
Blah, blah blah blah, me drunkiniousness am veritousness.
No, I don’t thing your realise, Me very be drunkin as is. Extrememoulous.