Tuesday 15th February 2005
Locals Politics
It’s nice to see that, as an anticipated general election looms, both Labour and the Conservatives are in a fight-to-the-death to see who can be more prejudiced and racist than the other when it comes to immigration. The Tories have today announced that they plan health checks on all these disease ridden scumbags who come here only to sponge off of the likes of you and me. Not that we Brits need any kind of health checks - that’s why we don’t need a functioning National Health Service either. I’m sure we’ll be tagging immigrants next as well. And locking them up. And putting them under house arrest, and so on.
Have a look at the graph in this Economist article. So why the hell is everyone* so obsessed with immigration? I hereby demand that politicians start talking about important subjects, or else I’ll be mildly miffed. So there.
(*Everyone, that is, who is a Local, and lives in a country for Local people. Of course)